snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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l0wkeylifestyle:

Literally me 😩

l0wkeylifestyle:

Literally me 😩

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gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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thottweiler:

SOMEBODY TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME

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agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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justmyflawedlogic:

oliviastarshippp:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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