spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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why the fuck am i crying
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

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polople:

*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*

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lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

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fitzefitcher:

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monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

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wussut:

What is love?

Her definition was by far my favorite

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